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6. dec 2005 Følger: 190 Følgere: 182 MC-er: 3 Emner: 203 Svar: 4.589
Tjaaaa.... Tjaaaa....
Så er det fredag igen og man sidder bare og venter på at få weekend 
nogen der har en lille joke eller lig. der kan gøre vente tiden lidt kortere
Er jo ikke det mest optimale at skulle være på arbejde lidt over en time endnu... og der ingen ting er at lave
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agreement has finally been reached to adopt English
as the preferred language for European communication,
rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the final negotiations however, Her
Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling
had some room for improvement and has accepted a
five-year phased plan for what will be known as
EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the
soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this
news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced
with "k." Not only will this kleanup konfusion, but
type-writers kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond
year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by
"f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent
shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new
spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more
komplikated changes are possible. Government will
enkourage the removal of double letters, which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil
agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the
languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the forth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such
as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze
fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be
aplid ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil have a reli sensibl
riten styl. Zer vil be no more trubls or difikultis
and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze
drem vil finali kum tru.
Auf wiedersehen.
dec 2005
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