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* Midnight bugs taste Best.
* Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they can hold everything you need.
* Wear heavy boots. You can't kick things when you're wearing runners.
* NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.
* Routine maintenance should never be neglected.
* It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
* The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear-view mirror.
* Never be afraid to slow down.
* Only bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.
* Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
* Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.
* If it takes more than 3 bolts to hold it on, it's probably crucial.
* Remember that you will be judged by the Horse you ride.
* Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
* Pies and coffee are as important as petrol.
* The number of kicks it takes to start your bike is directly proportional to the number of spectators.
* Never ask your bike to scream before her throat is good and warm.
* Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of fuel before you can think straight.
* If you want to get a job, you may have to compromise your principals. You may even have to shave.
* Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
* Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
* Never mistake horsepower for staying power.
* A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.
* A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty kilometres.
* Never do less then forty kilometres before breakfast.
* If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.
* A bike on the road is worth two in the shop.
* When you look down the road, it seems to never end but you better believe it does.
* Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
* Overconfidence can be supplied by spare spark plugs, a set of spanners, and a roll of toilet paper.
* Advice is free and worth every cent!
* Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
* Always back your bike into the curb and sit where you can see it.
* Work to ride - Ride to work.
* Whatever it is, its better in the wind.
* Two lane blacktop isn't a highway -- its an attitude.
* Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil.
* A biker can smell a party 5,000 km away.
* Keep your bike in good repair.
* Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.
* People are like motorcycles: each is customised a bit differently.
* More races were won in the tavern than on the track.
* Never loan your bike to someone else, and never ride another's.
* If the bike isn't braking properly, you don't start by rebuilding the engine.
* Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburettor.
* Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.
* Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.
* The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
* Learn to do counterintuitive things that may someday save your arse.
* Beware the biker whose ink peels off.
* If you really want to know what's going on, watch what's happening at least 5 cars ahead.
* Don't make a reputation you'll have to live down or run away from later.
* Smoke and grease can hide a multitude of errors, but only for so long.
* A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive her/his Ute to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
* If s/he changes her oil more than s/he changes her mind -- follow her/him.
* The thicker your oil, the hotter you can take it.
* If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.
* Hunger can make even road kill taste good.
* You gotta be smart enough to understand the rules of motorcycling and dumb enough to think the game's important.
* The older I get, the faster I was.